| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
| 1 |
Chinese and Spielberg
- A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he seesSteven Spielberg. As he was a gr...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
402 |
| 2 |
The student and the teacher
- This little boy was at school one day and had to use the bathroom really bad. So he raised his hand ...Read the whole joke |
Free Jokes |
384 |
| 3 |
Drown my troubles
- I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can't get my wife to go swimming!...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
336 |
| 4 |
Dog named Sex
- Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
285 |
| 5 |
Trick or Treat
- I never actually grapsed the whole "Trick or treat" ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable chi...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
219 |
| 6 |
101 Things Not To Say During Sex
- But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention the video camera? Do you sme...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
205 |
| 7 |
Daylight savings time
- Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick on my father. Sh...Read the whole joke |
April Fools Jokes |
201 |
| 8 |
Diary Entries
- Diary EntriesAUG. 12 Moved to our new home in Ohio. It is so beautiful here. Thehills are so maj...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
192 |
| 9 |
Dirty minds
- Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
189 |
| 10 |
Foot Tall
- A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who has a burlap sack and a little guy about a fo...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
169 |
| 11 |
Girl's School
- The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
161 |
| 12 |
'Please cheese me'!
- |What is a mouse's favorite record?'Please cheese me'!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
156 |
| 13 |
Jesus's Ethnicity
- Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:1. He went into his father's business.2. He lived at home until the age ...Read the whole joke |
Political Jokes |
153 |
| 14 |
Old Beach Babe
- Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns and asks, "Do you s...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
151 |
| 15 |
Ocean Joke
- What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved....Read the whole joke |
Travel Jokes |
149 |
| 16 |
Sunday School
- Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day ...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
148 |
| 17 |
Surgery
- I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did it as a warning to the other ...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
147 |
| 18 |
Bad drivers.
- Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom....Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes |
145 |
| 19 |
The blonde Thanksgiving dinner
- |It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family. Trying to re-en...Read the whole joke |
Festival Jokes |
145 |
| 20 |
Hired Help
- A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
143 |
| 21 |
Blonde & KFC (Kentucy Fried Chicken)
- What do a Blonde and KFC have in common?After your done with the breast and the thigh all you have l...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
141 |
| 22 |
Abstinence
- Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church.The minister sa...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
141 |
| 23 |
Bank customer service
- |"I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and a...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
135 |
| 24 |
Santa's Wife
- |Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus....Read the whole joke |
Language Jokes |
135 |
| 25 |
He's a real fun guy [fungi]
- |Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?"He's a real fun ...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
133 |