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1	A degree at Life University - A new two year degree is being offered at LIFE UNIVERSITY that many of you should be interested in... Read the whole joke	32
2	A fortunate twist of fate - Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor w... Read the whole joke	43
3	A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks... - A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he drinks one drink and pours ... Read the whole joke	53
4	A new tax - Department of the Treasury Internal Revenue Service Washington, D.C. To: All Male Taxpayers ... Read the whole joke	45
5	A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall... - A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lo... Read the whole joke	41
6	Alcohol vs Women - A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women.""Yeah what happened... Read the whole joke	46
7	Another costume - A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, "I'm going to acostume party, I want to go as Adam." The gi... Read the whole joke	46
8	Are YOU A HARD MAN? - Are YOU A HARD MAN?1/. When reaching your sexual climax do you?a) Make low moaning sounds in her ear... Read the whole joke	26
9	At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his... - At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his students humanreproduction. For an exam, on... Read the whole joke	42
10	Baldness in Men - As a man ages, it is natural that his hair starts thinning.It is a well-known fact that when a man i... Read the whole joke	40
11	Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off... - Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off. He loved to jerk off. However, one day, his dad walked in ... Read the whole joke	48
12	CHECK THE BUFFETT! - In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So to put an end t... Read the whole joke	45
13	Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night? - Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?Yeah, I finally let her out... Read the whole joke	36
14	Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men? - Q: Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?A: It changes their blood type.... Read the whole joke	33
15	Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises? - Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had a pair of underpants that fitted him... Read the whole joke	37
16	Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things? - Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?He has an Adam's apple that isn't an apple... Read the whole joke	32
17	Dissapointing - Q. Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?A. No phone numbers.... Read the whole joke	46
18	Fatherly feelings - One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby's crib. Silently she watched him. As he ... Read the whole joke	44
19	Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day... - Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how to fish and he will sitin a boat and drink... Read the whole joke	42
20	Guyness Quiz - Guyness QuizTake This Scientific Quiz to Determine Your Guyness Quotient1. Alien beings from a highl... Read the whole joke	38
21	Have you heard the one about the... - Have you heard the one about the . . . . . . . recent survey on cigarettes which found that 90%... Read the whole joke	45
22	How are husbands like lawn mowers? - How are husbands like lawn mowers?They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the... Read the whole joke	34
23	How are men like UFOs? - How are men like UFOs?You don't know where they come from, what their mission is,or what time they'r... Read the whole joke	26
24	How can you tell if a man is sexually exited? - Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He's Breathing.... Read the whole joke	36
25	How can you tell soap operas are fictional? - How can you tell soap operas are fictional? - In real life, men aren't affectionate in bed.... Read the whole joke	32