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1 Hot croako!
- |What do frogs drink?Hot croako!... Read the whole joke
22 0
2 How do fireflies start a race
- |How do fireflies start a race?Ready steady glow!... Read the whole joke
31 0
3 How do frogs die?
- |How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!... Read the whole joke
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4 How do you make a butterfly
- |How do you make a butterfly?Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife!... Read the whole joke
38 0
5 How do you spot a modern spider?
- |How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn't have a web he had a website!... Read the whole joke
16 0
6 How slime flies!
- |What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!... Read the whole joke
19 0
7 I'll get you next slime!
- |What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run off?I'll get you next slime!... Read the whole joke
23 0
8 In the croakroom!
- |Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?In the croakroom!... Read the whole joke
17 0
9 Insect's favorite game
- |What is the insect's favorite game?Cricket!... Read the whole joke
59 0
10 insects are so clever
- |How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your eating outside!... Read the whole joke
32 0
11 Is there a mouse in the house?
- |Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there's a moose on the loose!... Read the whole joke
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12 It's been nice gnawing you!
- |What did the woodworm say to the chair?It's been nice gnawing you!... Read the whole joke
22 0
13 It's croak-et!
- |Whats a frogs favorite game?It's croak-et!... Read the whole joke
26 0
14 Julius Cheeser!
- |What mouse was a Roman emperor?Julius Cheeser!... Read the whole joke
28 0
15 keep flies out of the kitchen
- |How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in the living room!... Read the whole joke
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16 Kermit the Frog
- |Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with him!... Read the whole joke
35 0
17 lawyer and a mosquito
- |What's the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when you die!... Read the whole joke
30 0
18 Leave them to slug it out!
- |What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it out!... Read the whole joke
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19 Light ale!
- |What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!... Read the whole joke
28 0
20 Lily!
- |What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!... Read the whole joke
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21 Lollihops!
- |What's a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!... Read the whole joke
23 0
22 looking for bookworms
- |Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!... Read the whole joke
21 0
23 Maggot Thatcher!
- |Who is the worm's Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!... Read the whole joke
26 0
24 make a glow worm happy
- |How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted!... Read the whole joke
31 0
25 Miami mice!
- |What squeaks as it solves crimes?Miami mice!... Read the whole joke
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