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1	12 Shots - A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender... Read the whole joke	81
2	25 signs you've had too much to drink - Please try the following:... Read the whole joke	73
3	3 Vampires in Bar - Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,"I'd like a pint of blood." The ... Read the whole joke	45
4	A bet made at the local bar - \|A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in t... Read the whole joke	65
5	A brain goes to a local bar - \|A brain walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a pint of beer please."The barman looks at him and sa... Read the whole joke	61
6	A drunk orders himself a beer - \|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. he staggers up to the bar, seats h... Read the whole joke	55
7	A golf club visits a local bar - \|A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.The barman refuses to ser... Read the whole joke	59
8	A man takes the ferry home from work - \|John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had to take the ferryboat h... Read the whole joke	46
9	A neutron at a bar - \|A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says.The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How... Read the whole joke	46
10	A nun arrives at the local bar - \|John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good ab... Read the whole joke	49
11	A pirate at the local bar discusses his past - \|A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes t... Read the whole joke	55
12	A seal visits a local bar - \|A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender asks the seal, "What's you... Read the whole joke	48
13	A very depressed man - \|There's a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then... Read the whole joke	45
14	Arriving home very drunk - \|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the ... Read the whole joke	83
15	Bad luck finding a place to hide - \|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey y... Read the whole joke	36
16	beer and a box - A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar. He placed a small cardboard box on the bar, and o... Read the whole joke	48
17	Big 10 Inch - Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a cigar but he didn't have a lighter s... Read the whole joke	52
18	Blowin Chunks - Okay a man is in a bar and he's gettin really drunk and he goes home. He comes back the next day to ... Read the whole joke	45
19	Body Building - A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number of drinks, they agree to go back t... Read the whole joke	51
20	Cow Pat Lip Gloss - An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local sheriff watched from his cha... Read the whole joke	42
21	Does your dog bite? - \|A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?""No... Read the whole joke	38
22	Driving home very drunk - \|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a st... Read the whole joke	43
23	drunk guy and the nun - There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I mean really, really, really drunk. When ... Read the whole joke	42
24	Female hormones in beer - \|Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormo... Read the whole joke	51
25	Flush - A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling... Read the whole joke	55