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1	A blind pilot is flying this plane? - \|I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took off, there had been a 45-minute... Read the whole joke	61
2	A plane flying in the 1930s - \|In the early 1930's, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplan... Read the whole joke	69
3	A Skydiving lesson - \|All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. Durin... Read the whole joke	54
4	Air Force One crashes - \|Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized a... Read the whole joke	67
5	Airlines running operating systems - \|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating systems ru... Read the whole joke	53
6	An emergency landing - \|According to "The Australian," an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The capt... Read the whole joke	56
7	An engineer and a programmer - \|A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to Ne... Read the whole joke	52
8	Are blind pilots flying? - \|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot... Read the whole joke	40
9	Blonde goes flying - \|A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were ... Read the whole joke	60
10	Boarding from what gate? - \|At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35... Read the whole joke	41
11	Don't be on this flight - \|"This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Air... Read the whole joke	69
12	Dream flying planes - \|Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and had been married years.Bob had always... Read the whole joke	67
13	Fear of bombs on planes - \|Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country.... Read the whole joke	54
14	Flying without a parachute - \|A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As he's falling, he realizes hiss chut... Read the whole joke	56
15	Half off these tickets - \|USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business ... Read the whole joke	61
16	International airline - \|Acronyms for International AirlinesItalyALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In ArrivalALITALIA ... Read the whole joke	50
17	Real flight announcements - \|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their ot... Read the whole joke	53
18	Results of damage testing - \|It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has a unique device for testing the strength ... Read the whole joke	50
19	Scary organization - \|The most dangerous organization in America today is:a) The KKKb) The American Nazi Partyc) The Delt... Read the whole joke	49
20	Story of my friend - \|I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said "Hi Jack."He shot me.... Read the whole joke	50
21	Teaching the child - \|As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks th... Read the whole joke	49
22	The blind skydiver - \|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, h... Read the whole joke	57
23	The Christmas airport - \|It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he was ready to go back home... Read the whole joke	86
24	The loss of engines - \|Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the captain annou... Read the whole joke	48
25	The plane is crashing into the ocean - \|Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom: "La... Read the whole joke	73