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1	Aids or Alzheimers? - A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor's office.After a full examination, the doc tells...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	29
2	Monica & the Genie! - Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up on the shore. She starte...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	21
3	New business mergers! - Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called - Poupon Pants.(my warped sense of humor lo...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	32
4	Getting what you ask for! - A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told him he could be sexually acco...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	23
5	Susie walkin the dog! - A little girl asks her Mom, "May I take the dog for a walk around the block?"Mom says, "No honey, th...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	41
6	Super Market Checkout - A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally got to the checker, she...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	30
7	Ready for Parenting? Find out! - Here's a sure-fire set of tests to check your parenting abilitites.This is about as close as you can...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	31
8	Pre-Mammogram Exercises! - * Pre-Mammogram Exercises! *Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there's no need ...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	36
9	Playing House - Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house.They both decided it was time to ge...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	28
10	Red, Yellow, and Green! - A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls ...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	39
11	Code word for sex! - A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex withou...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	31
12	A tech get drafted! - One of Microsoft Network's finest support techs was drafted into the Army and sent to boot camp.At t...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	24
13	Accountant Math! - An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:"Dear Jane, I am 54 years ...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	31
14	Indian Pun! heehee - Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea?A: He drowned in his TeePee!...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	29
15	Little Johnny on the Farm! - Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a farm, his mother asked if he...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	46
16	Blind Date! - A girl goes on a blind date.The blind date hadn't been all that great, and she was relieved the even...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	24
17	Bingo Card - The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat. She says "Honey, look what I won at b...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	32
18	The Adoption - Billie and Tillie were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The ad...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	33
19	Viagra ingredients revealed! - After much research and millions of dollars, our scientists havediscovered the secret ingredients to...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	61
20	Sister Mary K. - Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack's liquor store. One day, in walked ...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	25
21	Crushing a man's ego real fast! - 30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man...1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.2. Ahhhh, it's cute.3...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	30
22	One-legged girl... - What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	185
23	Miget with a lisp! - This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend."I know this midget who wants to buy ...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	33
24	Because I'm a Guy! - Because I'm a Guy......I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	27
25	Lightbulbs and PMS! - Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY i...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	28